About

Pizza Undelivery is a chaotic JS13K arcade game where you play as a delivery driver whose goal has inverted: instead of delivering pizzas, you must cause as much destruction as possible. Drive through environments smashing things, running into obstacles, and generally causing mayhem within the time limit.

The humor is broad and the physics are deliberately loose. Controls are intentionally imprecise in a way that makes every run feel anarchic. The game leans into its absurdity — the premise, the sound effects, and the escalating chaos all contribute to a comedy of destruction.

At under 13KB it's a remarkable package — a game that makes you laugh within 30 seconds and keeps you replaying for high scores.

How to Play

• Use arrow keys or WASD to drive your delivery vehicle.
• Crash into objects, buildings, and obstacles to score destruction points.
• Avoid running out of time — keep the chaos going to extend your run.
• Chain collisions for combo bonuses.

Tips

• Aim for clusters of destructible objects rather than isolated ones.
• Keep moving — stopping kills your momentum and score rate.
• Learn the layout quickly to plot efficient destruction routes.

History

Pizza Undelivery was created for the js13kGames annual competition. It sits within a tradition of "destruction sandbox" games — titles like Burnout's crash mode and various Flash games where causing damage is the goal rather than avoiding it. The inversion of a mundane task (pizza delivery) into a chaos simulator is a recurring comedic game design pattern that dates back to Carmageddon and earlier.